Hymns for the "sorta-committed"
I Surrender Some
I Kinda Like To Tell The Story
Take My Life and Let Me Be
It is My Secret What God Can Do
Where He Leads Me, I will Consider Following
Just As I Pretend To Be
My Hope is Built On Somewhat less
It is Fairly Well With My Soul
The Dentist’s Hymn – Crown Him with many Crowns
The Contractor’s Hymn – The Church is One Foundation
The Golfer’s Hymn – There is a Green Hill far Away
The Electrician’s Hymn – Send the Light
The Shopper’s Hymn – Sweet By and By
Church Bulletin Bloopers
Miss Charlene sang "I will not pass this way again" giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 pm in the recreation hall. Come out and watch us kill Christ the King.
The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been cancelled due to a conflict.
The sermon this morning is "Jesus walks on the water."
The sermon tonight is "Searching for Jesus."
The Rector will preach his farewell message, after which the choir will sing "Break forth into Joy."
Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community.
Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say" hell" to someone who doesn’t care much about you.
Announcement in the church bulletin for a National Prayer and Fasting conference: "The cost for attending the Fasting and Prayer conference includes meals.
"Ladies, don’t forget the rummage sale. It’s a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don’t forget your husbands."
Don’t let worry kill you – let the Church help.
At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is Hell?"
Come early and listen to our choir practice.
Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 pm – prayer and medication to follow.
This evening at 7 pm there will be a hymn sing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
The church will host an evening of fine dining, superb entertainment and gracious hostility.
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